by Drew Kiess
As I write this, it is the 28th of May, 2018. We’ve been living under the threat of a new actor playing Batman for somewhere around a year now, since Ben Affleck dropped out as the director of his own film. Rumors of who it could be, and whether or not Ben Affleck would change his mind (or what his mind actually is regarding playing the role) have been swirling in the wind like the garbage from an unsatisfying fast food meal in a shopping mall parking lot.
Once upon a time, not that long ago, we all seemed fairly sure that Jake Gyllenhaal would be taking on the cowl, but with Marvel’s Spider-Man Homecoming bringing him in as Mysterio, that rumor proved to be all smoke and no fire. Now, the rumors seem to be swinging back around to Affleck wishing to stay. And perhaps that may be true. But, in the end, I am not so sure it really matters how things look today.
When Batman v Superman was first announced, there were so many names floating around as to who would be playing the role of Batman. I remember Orlando Bloom, Karl Urban, and even a begrudgingly returning Christian Bale all being thrown around by serious to semi-serious outlets as possible solutions to the empty Batcave. But it was a name that was not in the rumor mill, that of Ben Affleck, that ended up being what Zack Snyder and Warner Bros. landed on. And no one saw it coming.
What this tells me is that the honest truth is that we have no idea. We can speculate, we can write articles based on outdated information taken from third hand sources in a game of entertainment espionage, or we can just sit back and wait.
Here’s what we know about the upcoming Batman film: Matt Reeves is developing one. That’s it. That’s all we know, and all we need to know.
From where I sit, if we never received a new Batman movie, I could still die a satisfied man. We have gotten arguably four different versions of the character that are all true to who he is at his core (and one version that isn’t). Why are we owed another one at all? Why can’t we just be satisfied with Warners putting other characters like Shazam and Wonder Woman on the front burner? The Wonder Woman franchise is the new cash cow, and it might just be time to come to terms with that.
And what if Shazam! is a huge hit? That could be a brand new direction for the studio as a whole. Would Batman be as relevant to them at that point? And what if Birds of Prey (should it be properly made as a PG-13 girl power superhero team-up) breaks out and Batgirl becomes the star she deserves to be? There are so many factors that lie between where we are now and what kind of Batman film we will get down the road, that speculation simply does not make sense. That is why, I think, this movie is in for a very long development.
So I could write an article listing all the actors that I think could play Batman, but I’m just not going to do that. I really don’t see a point in wasting your time like that, much less my own. Until I am told otherwise, I will assume that Affleck is still Batman, and if I am told otherwise, I will choose not to jump to conclusions until I’m given the appropriate information about how his replacement has performed in the role.
I am just really…really… over the speculation game. There’s just nothing interesting to say about it.